Let's cut to the chase - I know this is why you're interested in this piece of internet data on the internet, but whatever.
If you want to call me anything, I'll respond to Snow. And if someone makes a Snow White joke I will fucking rip your head out and shove it up your ass.
Now that we got that out of the way.
I'm being followed. By two things. One - our friendly neighborhood tall stalker, and Two - by this guy. I guess you would consider him a proxy. Whatever, he's annoying. And he's everywhere. Oh my god, like get the fuck away from me. Jesus Christ. It's getting to the point where the guy's more noticeable than McDouchepants Tallman. Seriously. The way that little fucker stands out in the crowd. His crystal eyes just seem to glow. You know he's there right away because you fucking step out into the world and suddenly these two blue shining things are focused at you.
And he knows it fucking annoys me. He has to. I've never fucking talked to him before in my life - hell, I don't know the little fucker's name, but he has to know. Is he a proxy? No fucking clue. Maybe? All he does is stand there like a cunt. No other explanations for now.
Now. Back to Mister Douchebag.
He started following me about nine weeks ago. I started moving around two weeks ago. Right now I currently have base set up in this town in the middle of some state on the west coast. Oregon? Washington? Fuck if I know.
I think that's enough for me. Blah blah blah blah blah. Introductions and shit.
I'll try not to strangle any of you. No promises.